A Tater Patch in Hell was written back when I was playing with The Gorgeous Boyscouts. It was a pretty straight forward idea that sat in a notebook for 5 years. A little writing and move to Portland later, here is the first B and The McCools release in over a year.
A Billion Ways to Look Up
Brandon Albu
Mike Lomangino
Julie Jamgochian
Micheal DiRoma
John Zilka
Steisha Ponczoch
Jim Shliferstein
Anastasia Roloff
A Tenderfoot's Duty: The Call of the Void
This post is about two years too late. As I was updating my webpage for an upcoming music release I noticed this album was never posted to my site. This is the second Gorgeous Boyscouts album to have been recorded. I have learned a lot about recording since this release, part of me wishes I still had the files to go back and remix/remaster these tracks. After recording this album we added a new member to GBS, Michael DeRoma, he played lead guitar and this would not be the last time we made music together. Come back soon for a big reveal - until then, here is, A Tenderfoot's Duty: The Call of the Void
Witchland
Sometime in the summer of 2021 - I was asked to write a score for a play. I have never done this but jumped at the opportunity. I wrote it with my friend Steisha, who was actually the reason I was involved at all, thanks Steish. I don't have much else to say about it so here is a link to the play's website where you can hear our song.
B and The McCools - John Frum
This song is about John Frum. I tried to tell a story with this video. The song was written and recorded sometime in 2018. My computer crashed again and I lost a lot of files. I was able to recover this song so I decided to make a video for it and just release it. My luck with the computer hard drive has not been great in these past 7 years. Tired of losing files. Song written and recoded by myself, Pineapple recoded the lead guitar for this one.
B and The McCools - Oh Siddhartha
B and The McCools
The Revenge of GBS
The Evolution of a Song
Johnny Z and I have been playing music together since 1999. We were first in a band called Placebo (Also accidentally stolen) with our friends Brian Garrison and Rachel Simondet. We then started writing music as Poor Mister Doggy Man. This was a silly anything goes band. Our three songs were about Tape, Rabbits, and Disney Land. It wasn't until 2008, when I moved back to Minnesota, we formed Girl Shoes. Johnny Z and I finally released an album in 2013 called "Its and EP" and one of the songs on the album was Often Times. We had an old co-worker of mine, Adom do the singing and help with some of the writing. Here is the second recorded version of Often Times:
In 2013 I moved back to California. I eventually started playing in a new band called The Gorgeous Boyscouts. Eventually Often Times made it into our set list. I do not have an official recording of this song preformed by The Gorgeous Boyscouts but we did play it live at a show we did for the Humane Society. Here is the third version of Often Times:
The Gorgeous Boyscouts
Trampoline - Live at Le Stats (6-17-2015)
Please visit our website www.gorgeousboyscouts.com
Choppers Greatest Hits
Girl Shoes
You clicked here for music so visit that shit later, go to the Girl Shoes page and get your jamb on. There are also some music videos below.
Girl Shoes - Often Times (Featuring Adom)
Slender Loris
Chandelier (2005)
Named after my favorite drinking game, Chandelier probably has my favorite songs I have done solo. The picture on the cover was taken in my car, in a liquor store parking lot with a really shitty camera phone. Its a hula girl air-freshener with an icy car window behind it. Slender Loris MD was the only song I wrote on my mandolin and all the piano parts are played on a children's toy piano, only two keys worked at a time. Tech-no-logy was the first song I wrote with lyrics, but they were never recorded, the reason, you'll see if you keep listening to whats coming up.
Fire, Smoke/Debris (2007)
In 2006 I moved to San Diego and had no friends, I played a ton of guitar. This album was by far the weirdest music I wrote, the only problem, I decided to sing. I am a terrible singer, I know this, but I tried. Often Times eventually became a Girl Shoes song in 2013 with the help of my friends Johnny Z and Adam. Cydonia was by far the best song on the album, and that is not saying much. Literally, the only thing I like about the album is its name and cover art. I had the album title picked out when I was 15, I stole a safety card from an airplane and thats where it came from. This was the last album I did myself.
I may have some more music ventures in my future, but one thing I do know is that I will probably not be singing in them. I liked writing music by myself, I could do whatever I wanted. Most songs were filled with wrong notes and poor playing, but these three albums are where I learned how to play guitar.


